Once upon a time in the land called Milkdonia, there lived a princess whos yearnings for milk was unmatched. One day she realized that milk was no longer enough for her, her life was just to boooring so she wanted to shake things up. Therefore the princess, whos name is unknown, called upon all the kings of all the lands in the world to create something new something extraordinarily, amazing and simply AWESOME. The kings responded by creating all sorts of drinks and liquids, but the princess was not satisfied with what the kings made for her,
She went on a long journey to the land of awesomeness. Here she found a wizard named Milkshakious.
He was the most powerful wizard in all of the lands, and the princess put her faith in him, because she knew he could create what she was looking for! The wizard who only wanted to please the beutiful princess to get some of that booooty, so he worked for several weeks to make the perfect liquid, he used all the ingredients he could think of to try to get that perfect taste that would satisfy the princess, and give the wizard a chance to get laaaiiidd!!!
Milkshakious then went to the princess to get her to taste his drink, she fell in love with it and on that day she decided to call the drink "Milkshake" in honor of the powerful wizard who conjured it, and even though the wizard did not get any booty from the princess he was still happy that his name will always be associated with the most awesome drink in the world!

/TF